On the good ship Kinunir.
Some observers think it mighty queer
That the Navy can say
That four of us can keep the Zhondani at bay.

Zhodani ships everywhere.
Laser blasts fill the air.
And what do you get?
You end up stuck in the Shinothy Belt.

Try to avoid the contra-terrene
While we fight our own A.I.
If we brush a rock, uh oh!
We'll see if Einstein made a mistake.

On the good ship Kinunir
It's a voyage of death and fear
I wish I weren't here
On the good ship Kinunir.